MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS
I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
I got a snapchat from a friend of mine like, “I just submitted a tip.” Turns out, it’s pretty legit.
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Video Game Stuff of the Day: Surgeon Simulator’s Day Off
The renowned practitioner Dr. Nigel Burke takes a day off from Surgeon Simulator 2013 and tries to brew some instant coffee. For more Surgeon Simulator-related jokes, head over to Memebase!
OMFG that is dangerous and dumb but yeah so awesome
i took a picture of a white girl taking a picture of her starbucks
she looks so happy
nature is amazing
last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it. we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that
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lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
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Yea, well.....yea
